“I used to have a wife.”
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“Do you like minced meat?”
“What are we but dust in the shadow of Buddha?”
“Danger, talent, curly hair and Australian subtlety.”
“Bins everywhere.”
“Get your own jams.”
“Lay your hands on my staff.”
“If toast is cut diagonally, I can’t eat it.”
“Is he allowed to say that? Legally?”
“Her smile fizzles like soda pop.”