“German screw nuts don’t fit Japanese trains.”
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“Thank you for the gift of your body’s moisture.”
“Your Spanish is perfect for poetry.”
“Mad as a bag of peas.”
“Come in. Take your pants off.”
“A human horticulturalist traversing the stars.”
“What if you did the opposite?”
“I’ve done way stupider things for animals.”
“We have to stop her from committing any more sins!”
“It does make the smoke act differently.”
