“Do you want me to fight the cleaning lady?”
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“Kill me like you mean it.”
“He used a freaking VCR in the age of Blu-ray.”
“We’re not making turtle herbal jelly here.”
“Are you wearing pants under your pants?”
“You’re a total poser.”
“I touched it once. It felt like a fish.”
“Where do we go now?”
“I’m one with the land. Maybe.”
“All mouth and no trousers.”