Review: Onward
April 1, 2020
"The man wore the ugliest purple socks."
Tag: Better Than Average Bear
Review: First Love
March 14, 2020
"Keep your paws off my junk."
Review: Birds of Prey
February 24, 2020
"You killed my sandwich!"
Review: Sorry We Missed You
December 23, 2019
"I’ll be getting brochures for blow-up dolls next."
Review: Ip Man 4: The Finale
December 21, 2019
"Get the banana out of the tailpipe!"
Review: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
December 18, 2019
"I have a squeaky wheel."
Review: 6 Underground
December 13, 2019
"I feel like a Jedi."
Review: Little Love Song
November 27, 2019
"Let’s get sushi in Ginza."
Review: Jojo Rabbit
November 25, 2019
"We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs."
Review: And Your Bird Can Sing
November 17, 2019
"I forgot to wear pants."