“Lay your hands on my staff.”
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“If toast is cut diagonally, I can’t eat it.”
“Is he allowed to say that? Legally?”
“Her smile fizzles like soda pop.”
“Is that your real eyebrow?”
“Those are boob cakes.”
“It’s tofu galore tonight!”
“He’s observing the rice fish now. He can’t be disturbed.”
“Why is he running in circles?”
“You’ve ruined Takashi’s breakfast. That’s unforgivable.”
