“I’m a Buddhist. No meat for me.”
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“I’m a curry potato.”
“Why are you not angry?”
“Chungyang Fried Chicken: amazing!”
“I wouldn’t say no to a tuna melt.”
“I love gossip.”
“You look beautiful when you are eating.”
“Big sounds…not safe.”
“I like cheesy things.”
“I’m asking for safe passage through the anus.”