“Stop worrying. Have a pickle.”
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“Never mind the Chicken or the Shag.”
“Babies are smarter than we are.”
“I wanted to see you on a whim.”
“You don’t go well with love. Porn suits you better.”
“Who doesn’t need counselling these days?”
“Come down and eat chicken with me, beautiful.”
“The Internet will ruin everything.”
“I’m not saying you’re an egg.”
“Cut the crap. Look at the pamphlet.”
