“You don’t go well with love. Porn suits you better.”
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“Who doesn’t need counselling these days?”
“Come down and eat chicken with me, beautiful.”
“The Internet will ruin everything.”
“I’m not saying you’re an egg.”
“Cut the crap. Look at the pamphlet.”
All online. All free.
“Be careful: the world is full of perils.”
“Does this count as a meal?”
“I got the sausages you sent to me.”
