“I’m not saying you’re an egg.”
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“Cut the crap. Look at the pamphlet.”
All online. All free.
“Be careful: the world is full of perils.”
“Does this count as a meal?”
“I got the sausages you sent to me.”
“How about the obscurity of a white sepulchre?”
“Here’s another one from that putz in Maine!”
“This is what you call incognito?”
“Did you ever take a ride over Kansas City Street in a flivver?”
