“Does this count as a meal?”
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“I got the sausages you sent to me.”
“How about the obscurity of a white sepulchre?”
“Here’s another one from that putz in Maine!”
“This is what you call incognito?”
“Did you ever take a ride over Kansas City Street in a flivver?”
“I am sponsored by a natural foods company.”
“It’s yak hair and it was not cheap.”
“Hey lady, wanna buy a duck?”
“Each fish face is different. Like ours.”