“I am sponsored by a natural foods company.”
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“It’s yak hair and it was not cheap.”
“Hey lady, wanna buy a duck?”
“Each fish face is different. Like ours.”
“We will kill the bastard to restore our reputation.”
“You can’t punch me in the face and tell me it doesn’t hurt.”
“Private tuition is it? A lot of teachers are doing it nowadays.”
“I can scramble an egg. Maybe.”
2020 could be happy underground.
“Alex Trebek, you smug son of a bitch.”
