“Quietly and steadily.”
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“Teenagers are attracted to bad boys.”
“The noodles are all soggy.”
“I got an 81% positive click rate.”
“Ideas are the new sexy.”
“I could go for a burrito.”
“Maybe she’ll take up pole dancing.”
“It’s Jill’s sandwich now.”
“My fingers are short.”
“If there’s no funeral, we won’t get to eat sushi.”
