“I am a samurai. Killing people is what I do.”
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“You skim the scum and it becomes nice and clear.”
“I learned it on YouTube from Bear Grylls.”
“I’m so tired of working overtime.”
“I get it! This is a flashback!”
“How do you define too sparkly?”
“The flirty shrine talks.”
“It’s fine. Just bully me with them.”
“Trust the vibes.”
“Two choices: make a movie or die.”