“Kill me like you mean it.”
Written by
“He used a freaking VCR in the age of Blu-ray.”
“Take cleaning more seriously.”
“We’re not making turtle herbal jelly here.”
“Paprika is my Sailor Moon Project.”
“Want a cookie?”
“Are you wearing pants under your pants?”
“They stole my face.”
“We’re just doing what beer nerds do.”
“Give me the Calcium Bomb Juice.”