“Who doesn’t need counselling these days?”
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“The Internet will ruin everything.”
“I’m not saying you’re an egg.”
“Cut the crap. Look at the pamphlet.”
“Be careful: the world is full of perils.”
“Does this count as a meal?”
“I got the sausages you sent to me.”
“This is what you call incognito?”
“Did you ever take a ride over Kansas City Street in a flivver?”
“I am sponsored by a natural foods company.”