Review: Captain Marvel
March 6, 2019
"If toast is cut diagonally, I can't eat it."
Category: Film Reviews
Review: Happy Death Day 2U
February 16, 2019
"How can a rock be dumb? They don't even have brains."
Review: Alita: Battle Angel
February 16, 2019
"He wasn't a dog lover. I hate that."
Review: The Kid Who Would Be King
January 17, 2019
"I don't huddle."
Review: Storm Boy
January 15, 2019
"I don't lock and everyone knocks."
Review: Bumblebee
December 20, 2018
"My toilets are gorgeous."
Review: Mary Poppins Returns
December 13, 2018
"She's a tough nut, isn't she?"
Review: Once Upon a Deadpool
December 12, 2018
"You've got emotion juice coming out of your eyeballs."
Review: Ralph Breaks the Internet
December 11, 2018
"Adopting 15 children is the wrong kind of spice."
Review: Mortal Engines
December 8, 2018
"You'll look significantly better as a roll of salami."