“Your subordinates will be reported to DoorDash HQ.”
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“You’ve got ice cream on your shirt.”
“Demons with hockey masks.”
“I’m great with tambourines.”
“Back the hell off, Sugar Mama.”
“I coughed loudly twice.”
“Don’t think you’re Bruce Lee.”
“You got a cigarette?”
“What’s a manger?”
“Did you mean to dress like a candy cane?”
