“Dude, I want my board.”
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“You using Catholic guilt on me?”
“It’s my telephone! All of my secrets are in there!”
“Your subordinates will be reported to DoorDash HQ.”
“You’ve got ice cream on your shirt.”
“Demons with hockey masks.”
“I’m great with tambourines.”
“Back the hell off, Sugar Mama.”
“I coughed loudly twice.”
“Don’t think you’re Bruce Lee.”
