“I have the largest toes.”
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“Who has a dog track?”
“Everyone’s sick suddenly.”
“I got the Twinkie sweats.”
“You know what you could use in here? A velvet Jesus.”
“You had me at pie.”
“Sauce is the litmus test of a civilisation.”
“Shut up and stick a finger in it.”
“Don’t bring Hook into this, man.”
“It’s like that restaurant, Spaghetti City.”