“Why is everyone always feeding me?”
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“Don’t you smell something sweet?”
“No money, no honey,”
“I have the largest toes.”
“Who has a dog track?”
“Everyone’s sick suddenly.”
“I got the Twinkie sweats.”
“You know what you could use in here? A velvet Jesus.”
“You had me at pie.”
“Sauce is the litmus test of a civilisation.”