“I don’t think I should be in swim shorts for this moment.”
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“Two loose canons, wearing turquoise blouses.”
“This is the worst shirt I have.”
“We’re going to be making Dutch babies.”
“Peeking with serious intent to probe.”
“Why is everyone always feeding me?”
“Don’t you smell something sweet?”
“No money, no honey,”
“I have the largest toes.”
“Who has a dog track?”