“I was hoping you could turn me into a giraffe.”
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“Who am I? Rand McNally?”
“Come in. Take your pants off.”
“That’s a weird horse.”
“Who’s blood is this?”
“A human horticulturalist traversing the stars.”
“The biggest red flag went up when the rainforests were burning.”
“What if you did the opposite?”
“I’ve done way stupider things for animals.”
“Y’all not going to fix me a plate?”
