“Y’all not going to fix me a plate?”
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“Tinder is something we can all do as a family.”
“Give me the Calcium Bomb Juice.”
“There’s an actor in every president.”
“You’re a total poser.”
“Did you tell it to die?”
“Dicker? Bite your tongue! I’ll dicker until the cows come home.”
“Anything but Cheeseburger Pie.”
“Your mouth needs an exorcism.”
“What’s the meaning of blue butterflies?”