“I could go for a burrito.”
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“Maybe she’ll take up pole dancing.”
“It’s Jill’s sandwich now.”
“Sonny and Cher are friends.”
“Thank you for the gift of your body’s moisture.”
“Mad as a bag of peas.”
“I was hoping you could turn me into a giraffe.”
“Who am I? Rand McNally?”
“Come in. Take your pants off.”
“That’s a weird horse.”
