“They’re a strange people on the mainland.”
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“Do I look like I need a dowry?”
“Who could lick who, or whom, I guess.”
“If they’re running ads on NPR, it really is the end of the world.”
“Since when do I know about mildew?”
“Will you stop that, you big bag of wool?”
“A little faith will go a long way.”
“Do they even speak English over there in Hollywood?”
“I got a script about an Australian chess team that cheats.”
“It’s my telephone! All of my secrets are in there!”