“This is the worst shirt I have.”
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“We’re going to be making Dutch babies.”
“Peeking with serious intent to probe.”
“We’re going to knock him off the Empire State Building with some biplanes?”
“Why is everyone always feeding me?”
“No money, no honey,”
“I have the largest toes.”
“Who has a dog track?”
“Everyone’s sick suddenly.”
“I got the Twinkie sweats.”