“Your subordinates will be reported to DoorDash HQ.”
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“Demons with hockey masks.”
“I put cheese in my pockets.”
“I coughed loudly twice.”
“You got a cigarette?”
“What’s a manger?”
“Did you mean to dress like a candy cane?”
“Now I got to go save the world.”
“I don’t think I should be in swim shorts for this moment.”
“Two loose canons, wearing turquoise blouses.”
