“I’m sorry, tea is for old ladies and Englishmen.”
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“Coca-Cola arrives violently.”
“I’d check the expiry date on those.”
“These lentils are quite nice.”
“You are an American Prometheus.”
“A podcast hosted by two wise trees.”
“Is there anyone not chasing us?”
“What about my dicky knee?”
“He’s riding to his death anyway.”
“My holes can take me anywhere.”