“Do I have a moustache?”
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“I found all that kicking very redundant.”
“She’s not a sock.”
“We’re Gen X, if anything.”
“Concrete. It’s not very attractive.”
“I’ll increase the ether.”
“You smell like a duck.”
“It’s a bit messier than usual today.”
“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like Tony Bennett.”
“What does Mordor want with Rings anyway?”