“I wish they made forks out of candy.”
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“He was really stupid. But he was a good guy.”
“It’s so boring. It’s like old drifter Periscope.”
“What are any of us doing here, right?”
“Perhaps I’m destined to walk the path of hardship.”
“Go now and show the world what’s happening here.”
“I keep thinking it’s like an exorcism.”
“I was very hungry.”
“Did you bring an umbrella?”
“Who knew that Queenslanders could be interesting?”