“I will tell you three stories.”
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“Does an ogre like cheese puffs?”
“You can’t trust anyone but family.”
“How many times do I have to say larb?”
“There’s nothing wrong with a little quiet.”
“Edwinda, bring me the anatomy book.”
“You were the only one.”
“I don’t want to cash-in.”
“The anus is as American as apple pie.”
It’s about time.