“I party like a rock star, choir boy.”
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“I coughed loudly twice.”
“You got a cigarette?”
“Two loose canons, wearing turquoise blouses.”
“Why is everyone always feeding me?”
“Sauce is the litmus test of a civilisation.”
“What does Mordor want with Rings anyway?”
“Got to carb up.”
“Have you got a joke for us today?”
“Dorothy’s not a desk.”
