“Tea. Earl Grey. Decaf.”
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“You have failed this universe.”
“Violate the basic laws of physics? Uh, no.”
“We never showed you Star Wars?”
“What’s so bad about desperation?”
“God, I don’t even know where you’d wear that.”
“Well, don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for him.”
“Have I been burgled?”
“I only drive American.”
“This is so f—ing cool.”
