“I coughed loudly twice.”
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“You got a cigarette?”
“What’s a manger?”
“Did you mean to dress like a candy cane?”
“Now I got to go save the world.”
“I don’t think I should be in swim shorts for this moment.”
“Two loose canons, wearing turquoise blouses.”
“This is the worst shirt I have.”
“We’re going to be making Dutch babies.”
“Peeking with serious intent to probe.”