“You know what you could use in here? A velvet Jesus.”
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“You had me at pie.”
“Sauce is the litmus test of a civilisation.”
“Don’t bring Hook into this, man.”
“It’s like that restaurant, Spaghetti City.”
“Do I have a moustache?”
“I found all that kicking very redundant.”
“She’s not a sock.”
“We’re Gen X, if anything.”
“Concrete. It’s not very attractive.”
