“Gorillas are sweet! They only fight to protect family!”
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“I am a snack hole.”
“I only drive American.”
“Damn your Dickens.”
“People call me the G-String king.”
“I didn’t know Rite Aid made Christmas decorations.”
“Champagne and Benzedrine! Never again.”
“I’ve never been to a protectorate before.”
“I’m asking for safe passage through the anus.”
“I apologise for Oslo’s low murder rate.”
