“I’ve never been to a protectorate before.”
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“I’m asking for safe passage through the anus.”
“I apologise for Oslo’s low murder rate.”
“You can’t beat fancy beef.”
“I’m the last one to judge.”
“This is very handsome shellfish.”
“I don’t know: he’s just strange.”
“Welcome to the Pleasure Dome.”
“My name is F— Off. Got that?”
“Life or death, poverty or riches. It’s all destined.”